No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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