You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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