Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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