Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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