ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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