i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I have tasted many bathrooms
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