Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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