if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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