Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
farters have to be the big spoon...
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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