I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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