I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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