Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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