Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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