you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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