is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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