He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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