i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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