you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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