i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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