Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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