Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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