Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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