I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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