I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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