I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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