It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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