i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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