I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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