no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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