I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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