I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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