Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I wish there were birth control emojis
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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