Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Come share oat with me in your robe
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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