I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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