No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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