Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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