do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Randomize
