I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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