Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
