dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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