I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
