you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I would fuck him just for his dog
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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