I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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