But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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