umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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