i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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