Is it normal to miss your booty call?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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