WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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