That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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