watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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