I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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