I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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