My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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