Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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